
It was not without some trepidation that, late Saturday evening, I gathered together the truckload of race officiating equipment I'd need to load into the car at 6 am the next morning. I'd spent most of the afternoon at the Superdome watching most of the rather depressing Tulane homecoming football game, and the generic beer, salt pretzels and hotdogs seemed to be still churning in my stomach. The weather forecast, however, might easily have been the more prominent culprit, because it was looking like rain for the
10th annual Rocktoberfest race, and I knew that might just turn the usual confusion into chaos. I downloaded and printed out the pre-registered riders' release forms, made sure I had some big plastic bags, raincoats, and umbrellas. I had already spent some quality time with the camera and had gotten familiar with the screen capture software and settings. The backup camera's batteries were fully charged. The race clock's battery was charged, race numbers were sorted and allocated. By 11 pm things were more or less ready to go, but I had this nagging feeling I'd forgotten something. I would find out what it was early the next morning. During the night I awoke numerous times to the sound of rain pounding on the ground outside. (I would be a lot quieter if I'd get that sagging gutter fixed!) Each time I'd roll over and hope the next time I awoke it would be over. It never was, though.
So I get up a bit after 5 am, brew a little coffee, dress with the expectation of getting wet, and meet Mark at the basement door for 6 am so he can pick up the podium and a few big coolers full of water. We arrive at Shelter #1 promptly at 6 am in complete darkness and a light rain and I immediately realize I've forgotten to bring blank release forms. Crap! Luckily, I had long ago anticipated that one of us would do this and had thirty or forty of them stashed in
LAMBRA's Great White Box. So I figure I'll just print some more out before registration really gets going. Robin sets up the generator and I connect the laptop and printer, tell it to print out forty copies, and watch as a single copy comes out before the printer stops, it's little red light blinking in the darkness. When I lift the lid of the printer I can smell cooking electronics and then a little puff of smoke tells me that, once again, I won't have a functional printer for the day. I figure that between the pre-registered release forms that are already on hand and the low turnout I'm expecting because of the weather we'll probably be OK with the release forms on hand, so I leave the registration duties to Laura and go over to set up the finish line. I open the car door and when I put my foot down it sinks into four inches of mud that the weekend's storms have washed into the gutter. Nice! I think to myself,
"Maybe we should make Rocktoberfest into a Cyclocross race next year."Mark, Mignon, and a few others get the pop-up shelter set up, Robin steals a couple of Levee District sandbags to keep it from blowing away, and as the rest of the crew sets up the pylons for the course, I start getting together the usual officiating stuff. We get the big clock, covered in its homemade plastic rain cover, set up under the tent, put up the tripod for the camera, etc. Robin sets up the generator and I fire up the laptop, connect it to the camera, open the video software, and get the manual focus and shutter speed set. The image on the laptop screen looks good. Moments later, the laptop completely freezes. Now, you have to understand that I have spent hours at home connecting this camera and this laptop and testing the video capture setup. It was all working great and I could go back and see the frame-by-frame images from the video clips, and all was well. Now, it refuses to work. I swear, this has to have something to do with the generator power or something. Anyway, after much fiddling around, rebooting, restarting, etc., I finally give up on the video capture and pull out the backup camera, resigned to having to judge any close finishes on the little flip-out LCD screen, but glad that I had anticipated the possibility of electronic meltdown (in the case of the printer -- literally).
It's still raining when we start the first race at 7:30, but the Women and Juniors combined field is small, so I know the problem will be keeping track of lapped riders rather than judging high-speed pack sprints. Shortly after they start the rain turns into a deluge of biblical proportions. The rain is blowing horizontally into the little popup shelter and within minutes we're all pretty well soaked from the waist down. Even with the clipboards inside of clear plastic bags, the paper inside is soon soaked from wet hands and by mid-race I'm trying to score the race on the equivalent of crumpled tissue paper. As the riders come around the Shelter building into the headwind they are barely moving, the faster ones struggling to maintain maybe 12 mph, but they are all determined to finish. In fact, I think we had only one DNF the whole day, and that was due to a mechanical issue. We write up the results and post them, only to find that, since I'm doing everything by hand the old-fashioned way and shuffling multiple pieces of wet paper, I've got the Juniors' names mis-matched with their numbers and we've somehow scored one of them as being two laps down instead of one. The Kona Cafe' folks take pity on us and come out with a carafe of hot coffee.
The next races go progressively better. By the third of the day's five races the rain has stopped and the streets are beginning to dry out. Somehow, nobody has crashed, which was probably at least partly due to the fact that none of the races had more than a dozen riders. The old-style camera with its tape and battery is working fairly well, although it's very awkward and slow to rewind and play back frame by frame using the remote.
Finally, the last race, the Cat. 1/2/3 race, gets underway and it's clear that these guys aren't going to let the low turnout stop them from racing. Kenny goes from the gun and quickly gets a 30-second gap that he holds for a few laps on the windy Lakeshore Drive course. It's up to Diego and Brandon and Charlie and the others to chase. When he's finally caught, another attack goes and they have to chase it down again. When that one comes back, I can see that a few riders are on the ropes. So does Tim, who immediately counter-attacks into the headwind. The pack hesitates to take up the chase and a gap starts to open. I think to myself, "Frank is going to wait until a few of these guys take some hard pulls and then he'll try and bridge." Brandon and Diego get to work at the front. A lap later, Frank sees his opportunity and lauches, quickly making the bridge up to his teammate. Tim and Frank proceed to ride away from the pack which is starting to lose riders out the back door. They come across the finish together, followed by a pack sprint that Brandon (above) wins.
We tear down everything and stuff it all into cars and trucks, Laura handles the awards ceremony, handing out the coveted special-label beer bottles, and we head over to the nearby Kona Cafe' for some food. My feet are still wet at 2:30 when I get home to unload a lot of wet gear into the basement where it will have to dry out for a couple of days before getting packed away for the final time this year.
David LaHoste posted some great photos, by the way.And so the 2009 road season is officially over and my thoughts are turning to coffee rides and winter training and plans, rarely actually realized, of getting to the gym for much-needed and highly boring "core" work. The next few weeks, for me, will probably include most of my usual rides, but generally ridden a bit slower, and then a trip to Washington and another to Colorado and the usual variable November and December weather and holiday complications will start the inevitable fitness slide that annually culminates some time in January with.....
"How the hell did I let this happen again?"